Destiel

Uriel: "Castiel? Oh he's, he's not here. You see he has this weakness, he likes you."

Dean: "There are two things that I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch."

Dean: "Cas, not for nothing, but the last time someone looked at me like that...I got laid. Balthazar: Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you."